Welcome
Reporting For Duty, Sir!
And you may ask yourself, well, how did I get here? But this isn’t a video for The Talking Heads so I can’t answer that question for you.
(Shameless Self Promotion To Follow)
I entertain myself by doing creative things for no other reason than I can. I am a skilled producer of junk art but that’s okay because it’s what I want to do. I also have an unhealthy preoccupation with Moai so don’t be surprised to find a lot of photos of my Moai statues throughout the site. You can also follow the adventures of Moai Away Team on Twitter by following @moaiawayteam. Additionally, I am known to place my little Moai creations all over the place. If you happen upon one of my Moai statues I encourage you to keep it, destroy it or ignore it. It’s a free society after all.
“I do mind, the Dude minds. This will not stand, ya know, this aggression will not stand, man.”
Dude, you will be defined. Seriously dude, that is a promise.



















