On Patrol In The City of Heroes

There I was, flying high above Paragon City, keeping a sharp eye out for evildoers.  Tonight I was focusing my efforts on the Steel Canyon neighborhood and making sure the Outcasts weren’t out hassling the citizens.  So yeah, I’m a superhero so unlike the local cops I have a reputation to protect and I need to carry myself with a little dignity.  And the dignity part is hard to muster up when you’re out in public wearing a latex bodysuit that shows off your junk.  If you get my meaning.

In addition to staying in shape to fight the bad guys, I am forced to adhere to this ridiculous diet so that I keep my body fat down below 2% because believe me, one little ounce of fat shows right through my costume.  But I gots to admit that I have a nice ass and well sculpted body so I don’t really mind prancing around like a little Nancy boy.  In fact, I like it.  I like it a lot.

But I digress.  As I was saying before, I spent the evening out in Steel Canyon and nothing much was going on so I took the liberty of cornering a couple of lower level Outcasts and kicked the shit out of them.  They’re laid up in the intensive care unit and I must say that I’ll be very surprised if they ever walk again and the prognosis is equally grim on whether or not the will ever eat solid food again.  High five!

I did it all in the name of truth and justice, and fuck it, I was stronger than they were so I figure they had it coming.  Well folks, I’m hungry.  All that flying around sure do work up an appetite.