Eh Steve!  Moai Captain America was seen patrolling the aisles of the Seward Co-Op in Minneaolis today.  Moai Captain America is a fervent supporter of locally grown goods and is happy to give a thumbs up to the Seward Co-Op.

You’ve been waiting for more moai and now they are here.  Say hello to the Star Trek Moai Away Team.  These are some of the bravest moai in the Federation and they will be surveying a planet near you.

This is an exclusive photograph showing a young Mitt Romney (mormon) in France, circa 1966, when he was performing his sworn duties as a missionary for the Mormon Church.  We believe that this particular photograph was taken in front of the Eiffel Tower in Paris.  It captures the innocence of youth and a time in young Mitt’s life before dreams of the White House entered his head.

There is some evidence that leads us to believe that this is not in fact a photograph of a young Mitt Romney but rather a fetching Moai sculpture that I cast this afternoon.  In either case, it is a nice photo.  Don’t you think?

Disclaimer:

The authenticity of this photo has not yet been verified through Mitt Romney or his staff and although it bears a striking similarity to Mitt we suggest that you exercise caution when deciding for yourself whether this is indeed a young Mitt Romney.

Introducing Moai Iron Man.  He’s taking a break from the Avengers to spend the holiday season with family.  Moai Iron Man will be visiting your town soon to help fight crime and walk the neighbors dog.

A current work in progress.  Moai Wonder Woman.  Obviously this is a continuation of my moai statue line as well as comic book super heroes and even though she is not quite complete I am liking the way Moai Wonder Woman is coming along.  She may get finished up tomorrow but I have to change a flat tire on the car first.  I’m also working on another version of Moai Guy Fawkes.

I can’t really say what this one is all about and it is the result of me playing around with modeling clay.  I’ll have to think on this one for a bit.

Steve Moai, back from the dead.  The original Avenger is now Moai Captain America.  Yet another moai statue from Mister Viddy.  In the que are Wonder Woman, Iron Man and a special request for R2D2.

Allow me to introduce the dashing first officer of the U.S.S. Enterprise, Commander Moai Riker.  Seen here with Moai Red Shirt and Moai Spock as they wrap up a survey expedition on an unknown planet (my coffee table).  Commander Moai Riker looks quite fetching doesn’t he?  I thank you for allowing me to share my moai statues with you.

The survival rate for Star Trek red shirts is not very impressive.  Most of us would stand a better chance of surviving a jump into an active volcano but this particular red shirt is Moai.  The Moai are hard as rock and can survive just about anything, including service as a Star Trek red shirt.  Please enjoy the newest addition to my series of little moai sculptures.  With a little luck, Moai Red Shirt will live to see his pension.