Archive for Website Design

Day 113: Graphic Design

Graphic design is a creative process that combines art and technology to communicate ideas. The designer works with a variety of communication tools in order to convey a message from a client to a particular audience. The main tools are image and typography.

Designers think about visual forms and how they are put together to convey meaning. These forms are a kind of visual language. Points, lines, planes, volumes, spaces, areas, textures and colors, as well as how they are used to create symmetry, proportion and rhythm, are basic aspects of the designer’s visual vocabulary.

Designers create solutions to design problems. A part of every solution includes communicating how to get the job done technically: how to get the poster printed or how to create the mechanicals for the package design. The designer must learn to clearly express and transmit ideas and instructions as well as to receive and evaluate feedback. To this end, the student learns to specify technical instructions; to write objectives, briefs and reports; to present ideas verbally, graphically and with audiovisual support; and to listen carefully.

(The previous information was courtesy of AIGA, the professional association for design)

Day 106: Website Maintenance and SEO

How exciting was today?  It all depends.  I spent the majority of the day going over this website and updating my keywords and page content as well as working on my page titles.  It was so thrilling being able to look for and remove duplicate content and to fix broken and outdated links.  Search engine optimization is fun.  I am close to losing the vision in both eyes and after having gone through dozens of pages and posts, it is time to step away from the website and go back to the real world for a while.

Day 96: More of The Stupid

Day 96 of the post a day saga revisits the stupid.  And who or what is the stupid?  The stupid may be you or it may be someone you know.  The stupid does not limit itself to any particular race, creed or culture.  The stupid is all around us.  It is like a retarded version of The Force.  The stupid my friends, is something I encounter on a daily basis.  Monday through Friday between the hours of 9am and 6pm I am bombarded by the stupid.  It never fails to amaze me but just when I think I have spoken to the dumbest person on the planet, the next one calls in.  Now to be fair, not every encounter of the day results in the stupid.  I have had the pleasure of meeting and helping some of the nicest people in the world but that is about as rare as winning the lottery.  Please, I wasn’t born yesterday and I can assure you the problems you are experiencing are most likely caused by you and not by our systems.  Not to brag, but how is it that I have successfully set up dozens of my own emails accounts in Outlook and on various cell phones and have never once experienced failure but yet you complain that you have never gotten your email to work?  Fuck me, I apologize for being so cynical but I’m not buying your story.  The cause of the problem is this, You Are Stupid!  OMG, did I just say that?  Yes, you are a stupid motherfucker.

Okay, so now that I have that out of my system let me comment on another thing.  Building a website is not easy.  Or should I say that building even a remotely decent looking website is not easy.  I’m sorry if the pretty advertisement told you how easy it would be to design a great looking website in an hour.  You were lied to.  Maybe you should have thought about this, you have trouble tying your own shoes so what made you think you could build a website.  Our tools are not broken, you are.  Another thing is this, the reason why you can’t find yourself on the search engines is because your website is shit.  You can’t write a legible sentence much less a complete paragraph of relevant information and this is why Google has you sitting on page 5,295 of whatever keywords you typed in.  And this is my fault how?  Oh right, because you say it is.  Alrighty, I’ll take responsibility for your failures.  After all, I am the master of the universe.

Shut The Fuck Up

Hey, hope you enjoy it.  It is best served hot!

Day 94: Crash of the Titans

I was turned on to another good site offering skills and tutorials for making the websites look spectre.  I advise that you give them a peek, I think you’ll find something of interest.

SOHTANAKA

Cool, no?