Accept the warm embrace of Father Moai my brothers and sisters. Let me into your hearts and underpants for I am the true messenger of the one. Do not go gentle into that good night without having me beside you. One night in Bangkok? Forget about it, you need one night in Father Moai!
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There was this one time at band camp. Wait, that’s not right. You’ll have to forgive this Moai Red Shirt as I had a long night and I probably shouldn’t be communicating with the outside world but if the Moai Away Team has taught me anything its that you should always follow through with your commitments.
And with that being said I will now tell you about the time that I found myself on the train facing a man with no shirt on who kept begging me to take his picture. Seriously, I had no idea who this guy was but he would not take no for an answer. So I took his photo and pretended to write down his email address because he wanted me to send him a copy. I still have the photograph but I never did send him a copy because on that particular day I was being an insincere asshole. It happens. I often wonder what became of that man, besides being locked up in the county jail I’m sure.
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Do you ever get that feeling that there is an intruder in the house, especially when you are taking a shower? Well I do. It gets so bad that if I am alone in the barracks I will lock all the doors and check each room and closet before I climb into the shower and even then I make sure that I am in and out as quickly as possible.
Why are you looking at me like that? Just because I am a Moai Red Shirt and a proud member of the Moai Away Team does not mean that I do not possess irrational fears just like you. I am a person after all. Sort of. But there you have it, my true confession.
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I am still not comfortable making these confessions but what can I do? A promise is a promise. All I can say is that I have never done anything that the rest of you have not already done so that puts me in good company.
So here it goes. On more than one occasion I have peed in the coffee machine on the bridge and then I have sat back and watched my fellow Moai drink the pee infused coffee. I don’t laugh out loud but I do find it amusing. Drink up bitches.
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