First off, we hit Uwajimaya this morning and picked up some snacks before heading back home because it was HOT this afternoon. But now let me say this, Zynga is becoming a bloated monster. Can Zynga manage to dump any more shit into Farmville or Cafe World? I mean seriously, these are just basic browser based games but unless you have a gaming PC they are laggy as shit. Fuck you Zynga. And don’t get me started on the fact that you stole my puppy from me in Farmville.
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Day 183: Once More Into The City of Heroes
Paragon City, they call it the city of heroes but really it is nothing more than a facade. Lurking in every alley, parking garage and dark street are dangers, even for a hero.
I roll solo so for me it is always a matter of watching my ass or else I’m through. I’ve kicked a lot of ass all throughout Paragon City but just look at this.
Me, face down in the sewer just after having had my ass handed to me on a platter. You win some and you lose some it’s just that in the city of heroes, Paragon City, the losing part can hurt.
But don’t worry about me kids, as you can see I always bounce back.
After all, it’s just a game.
Day 114: City of Heroes – Faultline
This past Saturday I rolled into the Faultline neighborhood in City of Heroes, quite intent on handing the bad guys their asses. I did not fail.
Maybe it was lack of sleep or maybe it was just too much caffeine but one thing was certain, I wasn’t taking any lip from any of the gangs down in Faultline.
I’ve said it more than once, being a super hero is tough. Even with my awesome powers it can be difficult gaining respect when you fly around in a skin tight outfit with your junk out on display for the whole world to see. I’ve been the victim of harassment on more than one occasion here in Paragon City. I remember this one time when I flew in and plucked a lady from the top of a burning building and while I was flying her to safety she was giving me an unwanted reach around. I’ll tell you what, that was awkward.
Even the gangs here in Faultline, well throughout Paragon City in general, will sometimes try and push my buttons with snide little comments even though it always ends the same way. With me handing them their asses on a platter.
All I want is to be shown a little respect. Don’t hate me because I look so good in spandex. I worked hard for this body. Anyways, I am gonna bounce for now. Thanks for hearing me out. If your ever in Paragon City feel free to look me up. We can have coffee or something.
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Day 217: Win, Lose, Draw
And I find myself back at the table trying to pull the best hand I can but luck has not been with me so I am relying heavily on the tried and true method, bluffing. So far I have stayed about even in the chip count so I guess it’s working for me, for now. Time to go all in.