This is an exclusive photograph showing a young Mitt Romney (mormon) in France, circa 1966, when he was performing his sworn duties as a missionary for the Mormon Church. We believe that this particular photograph was taken in front of the Eiffel Tower in Paris. It captures the innocence of youth and a time in young Mitt’s life before dreams of the White House entered his head.
There is some evidence that leads us to believe that this is not in fact a photograph of a young Mitt Romney but rather a fetching Moai sculpture that I cast this afternoon. In either case, it is a nice photo. Don’t you think?
Disclaimer:
The authenticity of this photo has not yet been verified through Mitt Romney or his staff and although it bears a striking similarity to Mitt we suggest that you exercise caution when deciding for yourself whether this is indeed a young Mitt Romney.
The Percent To Be Named Later
October 27, 2011 by Mister ViddyAnd in this corner we have the percent to be named later. This of course refers to those Americans who cannot fully grasp what Occupy Wall Street represents but they do know that for some strange reason they are not a part of the 99% and have not yet reached the minimum balance in their checking accounts to be awarded the 1% debit rewards card. They know about the 53% but have decided that they are not comfortable having their photo posted on a website so for now they wait. Until later. To be named.
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