Aye, if and when I get off of my lazy ass I am planning on a slight change to the layout of I.Viddy. Nothing major as I really dig this current theme and do not have the time to do a complete redesign of the site. Or maybe I’ll just sit down at the table above, have several drinks and then procrastinate. It’s still a few months away from summer so I’m entitled.
Stream of Consciousness
In literary criticism, stream of consciousness is a narrative mode that seeks to portray an individual’s point of view by giving the written equivalent of the character’s thought processes, either in a loose interior monologue, or in connection to his or her actions.
Fabio Cavassini created a slick little tool that will generate a very nice looking, embedded Flickr slideshow on your website. As you can see from the example above (using my own Flickr feed, of course) it is a nicely packaged slideshow within an iframe. I know from professional experience that many of you budding website designers struggle when it comes to working with images and slideshows so hopefully this little tool will help you in the future. It won’t take your crappy photos and make them nice but it will give you an easy way to share your crappy photos with the world. Enjoy!
Wait, somebody told you that building a website was easy? And you fell for it? Now that the damage is done and you have come to the realization that you have gotten in way over your head let me give you a few tips that will help you learn the basics of website design.
Ok, I was kidding. You are hosed. That burning feeling, it’s the stupid. If you’re in luck then you can cancel your web hosting account and get your money back. If not, then you are really fucked. Seriously. You must have known that it was too good to be true. How can designing a website be easy when you don’t even know what HTML stands for. I hate to break it to you but the only way you are going to have a decent looking website is to pay someone to design it for you. Reality bites.
Let’s be real. Before you even consider trying to build your own website maybe you should start with something easy like learning the difference between the address bar and the search bar in your browser. And that is another thing. Do you even know what a browser is? Exactly. I cannot stress this enough, you DO NOT WANT TO DESIGN YOUR OWN WEBSITE! It will only bring you misery. And, by some stroke of pure luck, you do manage to put together a few, very poorly designed web pages the next thing you will experience is the agonizing reality that you’ll never turn up in any of the search engines. Listen to me folks, I am an expert. You do not want this much misery in your life.
If I can persuade even one person to not design their own website then I feel that I have helped make one life better.
