Beware of Folgers coffee.
Why do you ask? Interesting self-observation. Drinking Folgers Classic Roast coffee has the unexpected and not entirely unwanted side effect of causing me to become emotionally and psychologically unhinged to the point of becoming dangerous to myself and those around me. Does Folgers get their coffee from China or what? Perhaps it has been irradiated or its the product of genetic manipulation.
I don’t know for certain, I am merely speculating but what I have noticed is that for the past few days I have been drinking Folgers at work and on each of those days I have exhibited varying degrees of psychotic and abnormal behavior. I won’t bore you with the details but let’s just say that it has been interesting and I am probably lucky to still be employed.
Sure, there is the off chance that the cause of my deviant behavior is due to job related stress or some other undiagnosed mental issue but I don’t think that I behave like this when I am drinking Starbucks or the generic instant brew I get from Winco here in Beaverton. I’ll skip the workplace Folgers tomorrow and see if that has any noticeable effects on my behavior and then I’ll go from there.
Until then, beware the Folgers man.
Day 242: Yup
This is it, the final day. We wake up tomorrow and then move.